A new science is now proclaimed by organizations that claim by their programs you can live to be 125 years old? Rich people are laying down their money to sign up! I have a friend who is a medical doctor who wants to sign up. He asked his wife to join him and sign up for $20000. dollars for the first visit. She told her husband that she only wants to live to be about 70 years only and then go home to the Lord. Besides she said, “I do not want to see your face for 125 years!.”
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Concerned Priest!
A local Parish had a concern for one of it’s members? This Parish had statues of twelve revered Saints; Lucy,Luke,Martin of Tours,Monica,Nicholas, Padre Pio, Peter,Rita,Philomena, Matthew, Mary Magdalene and Michael the Archangel. On Friday’s this member would kiss every statue before leaving. The problem was the last statue before the entrance door(Michael the Archangel), had his right foot on Satan’s head. This man would kiss Satan’s head last of all just before leaving? The Priest cornered this man and asked him why was he doing this? This man explained to the Priest that if all these Saint’s fail to rescue me at least I will have one friend in Hell!
Love Demands a Choice!
God gave Adam and Eve a choice. They made a wrong choice. God gave His Son Jesus Christ a choice. He made the right choice and chose the Cross for you! He could have walked away but He chose death to give you life! Any religious or political system that denies you a choice is not Love! All wicked systems of world history whether Nazism, Facism, communism, Islam all denies choice! These systems say if you do not agree with me I will kill you! Please exercise God’s Love in our Democratic system and vote. Choose this day who you will serve! Overcome evil with good! Thankyou.
Contented Husband
After I showed my wife the kitchen she shared with me that her credit card was stolen by a thief while we were touring Delhi, India. So I went on-line and checked the charges on credit card over past 30 days. To my surprise this thief was spending less money than my wife does on this account! I have decided to let this thief keep the credit card!
Discontented Wife
I took my wife to Paris,London,Rome,Delhi,Moscow,Hong Kong,Manila,Bangkok,Singapore,Sidney,Tokyo,New York,Seoul,Madrid,Stockholm,Athens,Warsaw,Peking, Jerusalem and Cairo. We returned from Amsterdam late last night. This morning my wife asked me if I could take her to a place where she has never been before? I took her to the kitchen!
Plan to save America
Ask not what a Democrat can do for your country! Ask a Democrat not to do anything for your country!
Self-Worship
Self-Worship is you trying to do for God what God has already done for you! You cannot die for God! God has died for you! You cannot make God! God has created you! Please see; GodWhoisGod.com
Grace
Grace is God doing for you what you cannot do for yourself! Please see; GodWhoisGod.com
Who is God?
Web Site; GodWhoisGod.com is a Gospel Tract in over 60 Languages for Evangelism to Muslims, Hindus and Sikhs for Jesus Christ. Thankyou. James and Hams Sasse.