ER Visit!

When going to any doctor this is how you need to reply to some of the intake nurse questions! Do you have any allergies? Yes I have two allergies. What are they? Money and women! Excuse me but are there any medicines available for my allergies? No not to my knowledge? Well then it is my lucky day! Do you ever feel threatened at any time? Yes! Only when my wife is mad at me!

Discontented Wife Number 2

A new science is now proclaimed by organizations that claim by their programs you can live to be 125 years old? Rich people are laying down their money to sign up! I have a friend who is a medical doctor who wants to sign up. He asked his wife to join him and sign up for $20000. dollars for the first visit. She told her husband that she only wants to live to be about 70 years only and then go home to the Lord. Besides she said, “I do not want to see your face for 125 years!.”