Author: whoisgod

Put it in Writing!

Grandpa and Grandma were getting up in age and were forgetting alot of things! Their doctor told them to write everything down so they would not forget. They were both seated on the sofa when Grandma asked Grandpa to get her some ice cream and strawberry’s from the kitchen. Grandpa got up off the sofa to get these but Grandma asked Grandpa to first write it down! Grandpa said no because the kitchen was located in the next room. In a few minutes Grandpa came back and handed Grandma two fried eggs and two slices of bacon! Grandma got mad and told Grandpa he forgot the toast! Source; Pastor Joel Olsteen.

Does God like divorce?

Jesus says unto them, “Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery against her. And if a woman put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery”. Source, Holy Bible, Book of Mark, Chapter 10, Verses 11-12.

Does God like taxes?

Is it lawful for us to give tribute to Caesar or not? Jesus perceived their craftiness, and said unto them, Why tempt me? Shew me a penny. Whose image and superscription is on it? They answered and said, Caesar’s. And Jesus said unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which be Caesar’s and unto God the things which be God’s. Source; Holy Bible, Book of Luke, Chapter 20, Verses 22-25.

Does God hate?

These six things doth the Lord hate, yes, seven are an abomination unto Him; A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief. A false witness that speaks lies and he that soweth discord among brethren. Source, Holy Bible, Book of Proverbs, Chapter 6, verses 16-19

Is God an abortionist? (continued)

For he, (John the Baptist), shall be great in the sight of the Lord, and shall drink neither wine nor strong drink, and he shall be filled with the Holy Spirit, even from his mother’s womb. Source, Holy Bible, Book of Luke, Chapter 1, Verse15. Comment; Filled with the Holy Spirit from his mother’s womb means the baby in the womb has a soul for the Holy Spirit to dwell in!

Is God gay? (continued)

For this reason God gave them up to vile passions. For even their women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature. Likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust for one another, men with men committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due. Source; Holy Bible, Book of Romans, Chapter 1, verses 26-27.

Is God gay?

If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. (Leviticus 20:13) You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination. Nor shall you mate with any animal, to defile yourself with it. Nor shall any woman stand before an animal to mate with it, it is perversion. Do not defile yourselves with any of these things; for by all these the nations are defiled, which I am casting out before you. (Leviticus 18:22-24). Notice that the latter verses-Leviticus 18:22-24-Lump in homosexuality with bestiality. Source; Holy Bible, Book of Leviticus, Chapter 18, verses 22-24. Also Chapter 20, verse 13.