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Craig’s List Bloopers!
Here are some of my experiences purchasing a vehicle on Craig’s List: “Is this John? Yes. Do you have a van for sale! Yes. Are you still asking a thousand bucks? Yes. Are you the owner? Yes. Is your name on the title? No. Who owns the vehicle? My girl friend but we broke up and I bought this vehicle for her so it is my vehicle! John if I purchased the vehicle she would have to sign the title! No! It is my vehicle because I paid for it! If you bring me the cash I will sign her name for her and then you are the new owner! I do not know if this will work John? How is the condition of the vehicle? Excellent! Any mechanical problems? None! Engine runs good and transmission smooth! However the engine has a small knock! If you turn the radio volume up the knock goes away! Does the air conditioner work? It could! If you fix it! Sometimes it blows heat in the summer and cool in the winter! Are the power windows working? Yes except the right side goes down but not up! I have plastic over that side and keeps the rain and snow out of van! Any other problems John? Not that I can recall! Look I work down at Jakes Bar and Grill down on 48th avenue. We open at 8:00 PM and close at 6:00 A.M. Bring the cash down anytime and I will sign the title over to you! It is a safe place to come for the cops are down there all the time! John I think I will have to think about this for a spell before I decide! Nice talking to you!” James
Most Wanted List?
So who is on President Trump’s most wanted list? Yes you figured it out! The FBI. The FBI needs to place themselves at the top of the MOST WANTED LIST! Wanted by themselves for themselves! Trump never realized how challenging it would be to drain the swamp! Build that wall around Washington D.C.!
Kill List!
Pro-Islamic State hackers targeted 8786 people living in the United States and the United Kingdom! If my name is not on the list I will be very disappointed! If your Pastor or Ministry leaders are not on the list fire them! James and Hamsa Sasse. GodWhoisGod.com
Widows and Orphans on Your Shopping List?
Since 9-11, Iraq, Afghanistan and California Islam has created thousands of widows and orphans here in America! Even the Islamic attackers in California orphaned their own baby? God has given us scriptures in our Bible that instructs us to how to respond. I have included one Bible verse from the Old Testament and one verse from the New Testament. Deuteronomy 24:19 When you cut down your harvest in the field, do not fetch it; it shall be for the stranger, for the fatherless and for the widow: That the Lord may bless in all the work of your hands. James 1:27 Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, to visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction and to keep yourself unspotted from the world. Merry Christmas! James and Hamsa Sasse. GodWhoisGod.com