We all have one! About 2 years ago I purchased a can of bear spray. It is a stronger mix that your standard can of mace! I was planning to use it on some unsuspecting Jihadist! However the opportunity did not present itself. So my can of bear spray expires is less than 30 days! How to use it before it expires? I could use it on my neighbor’s dog! This dog has a beggar’s complex! I could take the spray down to the Atlanta zoo and spray it in the face of some unsuspecting 400 pound gorilla! However my concern would be the animal would be so angry he might rip off the front of the cage and come after me! Worse yet some nature loving visitor or a bear hugger would get too close to the front of the cage the next day! I could season my fried eggs in the morning for breakfast with this pepper spray! I could spray the Georgia ant hills in my front yard with this stuff! However I think the best idea is to sell these cans on eBay! I could advertise them as EPA approved cans of, “Pepper Spray Lite.” Pre-owned cans guaranteed to aggravate your attacker! While mentioning eBay just want to inform you that our “Solar Panel Clothes Dryer” sales are up this month! I am thankful I have a good supply of Walmart clothes line to mail to our customers! This still has more value than your millions of tax payer monies that went to the now defunct Obama Solar Panel Companies! James
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Go Green!
I was a young man then back in the early 1970’s. We had just gone through the Arab oil embargo and energy conservation was on every mind of America! I was in a barber shop in Denver reading a Popular Mechanics magazine. In this magazine was an ad for a solar clothes dryer! Ad said was compatible to any electric clothes dryer! It was only five dollars and just mail in to a P. O. Box Number address. I wanted to do my part so i sent in my five dollars. It was about two weeks before i received my package in the mail. I imagined solar panels attached to a complex computer network! I took the package and unwrapped it right on top of the clothes dryer! There in the center of the box was about 6 feet of clothes line? I wanted to strangle the guy that mailed me this with my new clothes line! I do not like deception especially in hard times as we are in today! Americans today in our economic trouble need honesty and encouragement in these difficult times! Do your best to help others even if it costs you something! Jesus said he who is greatest in the Kingdom of God is servant of all! God Bless! James Sasse. GodWhoisGod.com