John 3:19-20 Words of Jesus: “And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. For everyone that doeth evil hateth the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.” Commentary: Men reject Christ because he interferes with the way they want to live! Pastor Greg Laurie
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Romney!
Romney to the Democrats is like a pet animal that comforts them from their trauma of the impeachment loss! They stroke the weasel’s fur and take comfort that a weasel has come to our side! Greg Gutfeld
I Will Show You Where Heaven Is!
Billy Graham started his ministry by setting up tent crusades in small towns across America! Anything big is always started small. They came to this small town in the South and got permission to set up their tent on the local football field. Billy needed to go to the Post Office so he set out on foot to main street which was less than two blocks long! However he could not find the Post Office? This small little boy came walking down the street so Billy asked him where the Post Office was? The boy replied, “Mister go down to Bud’s General Store and the Post Office will be in the back of the store.” Billy Graham thanked the young man and then made him an offer that if he would come to the tent crusade tonight he would show him where Heaven was! The little boy replied, “No thankyou Mister for you don’t even know where the Post Office is?” Pastor Greg Laurie
Jesus is Watching You!
A burglar broke into a home late at night and climbed through a window with his flashlight and began going through the rooms looking for jewelry and cash! He was sure the family was out of the house? He came to the living room in the dark and began going through drawers looking for treasure! Suddenly this voice seemed to come out of nowhere and said, “Jesus is watching you!” He shined his flashlight around the room and saw nothing? Again the second and third time this voice spoke out into the darkness? The thief thought was he losing his mind from guilt or was Jesus really here? He again shined his flashlight across the room and to his relief was a parrot’s cage! However as he shined his light to the bottom of the stand of the cage he saw the white sparkling fangs of a large Pit Bull. The parrot cried out one last time, “Go get him Jesus!” Pastor Greg Laurie
How To Be Happy?
An elderly lady was very rich but very lonely! She lived so long all her family had passed on! So she went down to the local pet shop and asked the owner what would be a good pet to give her company? The pet shop owner told her she needed to get a parrot. So she bought a parrot and brought him home. She was very disappointed because the parrot did not talk? She went back to the pet store and complained to the owner! The owner told her every parrot needs a mirror in his cage. So she bought a mirror. Another two weeks went by and still no talking? She went back to the pet store again! The owner told her every parrot needs a swing in his cage! The widow bought a swing and installed in the parrot cage! Two weeks later the widow went back to the pet shop and told the owner her parrot died! The pet store owner was shocked and grieved for the parrot! He asked the lady if the parrot said anything at all before he died? The widow told him yes he did speak! Just before the parrot died he asked me if they had any food down at that pet store? Pastor Greg Laurie
Advantages of Old Age?
A news media outlet interviewed a woman who was 104 years old! They asked her if there were any advantages of being 104 years old? She said absolutely! First there is no peer pressure! Second I am a Christian and the best is yet to come! Pastor Greg Laurie, Harvest Ministries.
Beautiful Princess!
A retired rancher in Colorado spent his last days fishing in his mountain stream that passed through his ranch. It was so peaceful and quiet that he fell asleep along the stream waiting for a fish to bite! Suddenly this loud voice woke him up but he could not see anyone? Is God talking to me? Pick me up said the loud voice? Pick me up! Pick me up! The rancher then noticed a small green frog along the shore line near him. The frog said, “If you pick me up and kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess!” The rancher picked him up and put him in his pocket! The little green frog said, “You forgot to kiss me?” The rancher responded, “At my age I would rather have a talking frog!” Source; Pastor Greg Laurie.
Academic Athletics
Nebraska University was ready for the big playoff to go to the Orange Bowl for the National Championship game! However their two best players BuBa and Tiny Tim were on academic probation! BuBa made 10 tackles every game and Tiny Tim was the fastest guy on the team with 3 touchdowns every game! The coach knew the team could not win without these two guys! So he went to the Academic Dean of the University and asked the Dean if he could give them a make-up exam with one simple question so they could get an “A” grade and average the score in with the rest of their grades? The Dean said he would do anything to help the team out! He called the players into his office and gave them the one question exam. He instructed them that this was the honor system and he was going to leave the office and they were not to help each other! So about ten minutes into the exam BuBa asked Tiny what the answer is to the question, “Old McDonald had a ________?” Tiny said the answer was “Farm.” BuBa says, “How do you spell farm?” Tiny says,”You big idiot, E-I-E-I-O!” Source; Pastor Greg Laurie