It is reported that Joe Biden may have been infected by the Coronavirus from a cockroach in his basement! Joe got on the phone and called King Kong exterminating company! They asked Joe where he was? He told them he was in his basement! Where in your basement? In the corner room next to the bathroom! No sir your address please! I am in the White House! In the basement of the White House! Sir, is there an adult in the room we could talk to? Honey take the phone they do not know where they are? It is reported even with the roach infestation Joe will not come up to the ground floor of his home because a reporter might ask him a question through the window! More updates as they are available at TrueNews.com
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Did Columbus have a GPS?
“It was the Lord who put into my mind the fact that it would be possible to sail from here to the Indies, all who heard of my project rejected it with laughter, ridiculing me! There is no question that the inspiration was from the Holy Spirit, because He comforted me with rays of marvelous inspiration from the Holy Scriptures!” Christopher Columbus, 1492 A.D.
Are You Having a Cloudy Day?
A cloud is simply water vapor that condenses into rain, snow, ice particles or fog. Clouds at night reflect heat and keep the earth warmer. During the day clouds shade the earth and keep it cooler. On our other planets in our solar system clouds are not made up of water vapor. For example Jupiter has clouds made up of ammonia gas. The clouds on our other planets will not support life. The Bible has 108 verses that speak about clouds. You need to have a cloud to have a rainbow! Remember in Creation God moved upon the waters! Jesus walked on water! The Jews in their wilderness wandering were provided a cloud by day for protection! The Tabernacle was covered in a cloud! God spoke to Moses in the midst of a cloud on Mount Sinai. When the cloud moved the tribes of Israel moved! God’s GPS was a cloud! Remember the cloud at the transfiguration? Jesus ascended into a cloud! Jesus will return in a cloud! The two Prophets in Revelation will ascend into a cloud! God turns water into clouds and clouds into water! Noah was saved by water and the earth destroyed by water! There was a cloud over the earth at Calvary! Today when you see a cloud in the sky think on these things! God is Faithful to you and look up for your redemption draweth nigh! Thankyou. James and Hamsa Sasse. GodWhoisGod.com