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Elevator Ride!

I have not had such an interesting elevator ride in years! I was in a County office building trying to get a senior exemption at the local tag office. The problem is you have to take an elevator ride up a few floors to the office however there is a court room on this same floor. So I entered the elevator and no one else was in the elevator but then this sheriff with a young lady accompanied him into the elevator with me. She was hand cuffed to this sheriff! After the elevator door closed she started in on the sheriff! You no good bastard! You S.O.B.! Some words I cannot repeat! Then she said over and over again she was going to call the governor! I could not help myself and I told her she should call President Trump! She told me all he could do is fire my butt! James

Phyllis Schlafly 1924-2016

We pay tribute to her as she brought the Kingdom of God down to earth! She was a Constitutional lawyer and conservative activist. A Harvard graduate she successfully campaigned against the Equal Rights Amendment and opposed the feminist movement! Her books sold millions of copies over the years. She hosted a daily talk show Eagle Forum and i was an avid listener back in the 1970’s and 1980’s! Her father was granted a patent on the Rotary engine design in 1944. Donald Trump is going to honor her at her funeral. She was a great lady and her input made my life better! She respected God and country and honored Christ with service to our nation! Being so close to 9-11 in her passing we are reminded that she stood for American values in which our enemies hate! She will be missed and we know God has a greater work for her now! Thankyou. James and Hamsa Sasse. GodWhoisGod.com

How To Be Happy?

An elderly lady was very rich but very lonely! She lived so long all her family had passed on! So she went down to the local pet shop and asked the owner what would be a good pet to give her company? The pet shop owner told her she needed to get a parrot. So she bought a parrot and brought him home. She was very disappointed because the parrot did not talk? She went back to the pet store and complained to the owner! The owner told her every parrot needs a mirror in his cage. So she bought a mirror. Another two weeks went by and still no talking? She went back to the pet store again! The owner told her every parrot needs a swing in his cage! The widow bought a swing and installed in the parrot cage! Two weeks later the widow went back to the pet shop and told the owner her parrot died! The pet store owner was shocked and grieved for the parrot! He asked the lady if the parrot said anything at all before he died? The widow told him yes he did speak! Just before the parrot died he asked me if they had any food down at that pet store? Pastor Greg Laurie