Elevator Ride!

I have not had such an interesting elevator ride in years! I was in a County office building trying to get a senior exemption at the local tag office. The problem is you have to take an elevator ride up a few floors to the office however there is a court room on this same floor. So I entered the elevator and no one else was in the elevator but then this sheriff with a young lady accompanied him into the elevator with me. She was hand cuffed to this sheriff! After the elevator door closed she started in on the sheriff! You no good bastard! You S.O.B.! Some words I cannot repeat! Then she said over and over again she was going to call the governor! I could not help myself and I told her she should call President Trump! She told me all he could do is fire my butt! James

Things I Trust More Than Obama….?

1. Mexican tap water  2. A porcupine with a ‘pet me’ sign 3. Bill Clinton  4. An elevator ride with Ray Rice  5. Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby  6. A Bigfoot sighting  7. A Palestinian on a motorcycle  8. A Hillary Clinton war story  9. Gas station sushi  10. Jimmy Carter  11. Brian Williams News Reports  12. Pete Carroll coaching decisions