Thankyou for calling! We have updated our system to be more user friendly! Please follow the prompts! Disclaimer; If you try to defend yourself with a weapon against your attacker you will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law! Your Constitutional rights are void in our state! We are a sanctuary State for criminals! We are progressives! Progress for all criminals! Listen to the prompts for we make changes everyday to our 9-11 call in system for your convenience! If you have been raped please press #1, If you have been assaulted and robbed please press #2, If you have been murdered or about to be murdered have a friend call your local mortuary. Your life matters but not so much in our state! We will now send you an unarmed councilor to your residence to negotiate with your attacker for he is probably a victim of the cancel culture! You may have verbally abused him some way during the attack like calling him a son of a bitch! Please leave your message on our recorder and we will get back with you in 24-48 hours! Thankyou for your patience! The Blue State with the Blueless uniforms will bring fairness and security to your community! Do not leave multiple messages for it will further delay our follow-up to you! Have a nice day!
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What Color is America?
Is it white, black, red, yellow or brown? The color of America is red, white and blue! MSG Roy Benavidez, Medal of Honor, Vietnam War. Comment: The color of our American flag represents character not race! White represents purity and innocence! Red represents hardiness and valor. Blue represents the color of our Chief, vigilance, perseverance and justice! The stars are the symbol of Heaven and the divine goal of men from the beginning of time! The stripes represent rays of light as from the sun! Character is chief among God and men! Nations that drift from character go into the annals of history! James and Hamsa Sasse. GodWhoisGod.com
What does a Jihadist do on his day off?
He campaigns for a politician wearing only surgical gloves and red, white and blue striped boxer shorts!