Some children knocked on the door of the White House with their masks on and their candy bags open! Uncle Joe opened the door and told the children since my inflation reduction act has not taken effect yet there will be no candy this year! Little Johnny said that’s fricken screwed up! Sorry children if it were not for Trump, Putin, Saudi Arabia and Big Oil we would have some candy this year! Children we have to suffer now so we can benefit later! Little Sally asked him how long is later? My mommy cannot afford gas and it is freezing cold in our home! I am losing weight because we cannot afford groceries! Even our dog has left home to look for food! Children we will build back better soon just be patient! Little Danny said if mommy does not turn up the heat soon we will all be patients in the hospital! Little Joe said how come you sent the Boston Marathon Bomber 15 thousand bucks while he is in prison? Looks to me like you are full of tricks but have no treats for us! Do we have to put up with you for another two years! Children in our administration we reward the wicked and punish the righteous! That is screwed up said little Jack! You gave all our candy to the crooks! Children could I borrow some of your candy to tide me over until I leave office? Little Tanya said you must be a Democrat!