I had a dream last night! I appeared on a beach on a south pacific island! I was sitting on the beach in a lounge chair under a coconut tree. I was watching the tide come in over the pure white sand beach. The sound of the surf and the green colored ocean water was so majestic. Then i heard music in the distance? This island must be inhabited! The music got louder and louder and then i saw seven beautiful young Polynesian girls singing and dancing along the shore line. They were playing their yukalalee’s and swaying to the music! They wore grass skirts and covered their breasts with banana leaves! Then they came over to me and danced around me serenading me with music and dance! As they danced their grass skirts brushed against my face! All i could see were belly buttons! One of the girl’s gave me a cold glass of coconut juice! The island flowers in their hair scented the air with a beautiful fragrance! I was almost in a hypnotic state! One girl took a banana from between her breasts and gave it to me! I though surely i must have died and gone to Heaven? Then i remembered the Muslims talking about 70 virgins coming to them when they do Jihad! How come i only got seven? Who is holding out on me? I asked the girls how many virgins are on this island? They told me seventy seven? Then they told me there are only two men on this island! You and a Muslim! Then i saw a man running down the beach frantically running from 70 women! The were the ugliest women i had ever seen and they were naked! No wonder they are virgins! The bearded Middle Eastern man began to shout and yell as he passed by us! Allah you son of a bitch! Mohammad you bastard! The girls told me he completely circles the island about every 3 days with these ugly women in chase! I felt sorry for him but i have to take care of my Polynesian girls! Thankyou. James Sasse. GodWhoisGod.com
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Why Did Muslim Attacker Buy Jewelry?
Why did he buy $9000 dollars worth of jewelry just before Orlando attack? There are only two possibilities? Either for his soon to be widow or the 70 virgins that await him in Heaven according to the Quran? My question is are these virgins Muslim? If so according to the Quran they would have to share a man with at least three other women here on earth? According to the Quran they are to rape and enslave women who are not Muslim! Where do these 70 virgins per man come from? If you have the answer please contact me. James and Hamsa Sasse. GodWhoisGod.com
ISIS Wife!
She contacted me on social media yesterday! She was complaining to me that she was on her 3rd husband now! She hopes to find a good man soon! Her previous men blew themselves up in suicide attacks! Her most recent husband left a suicide note explaining to her that she was very ugly and was going to take his chances with one of those 70 virgins! The way she explained it to me she has only 67 more husbands to go through before she finds her man! I encouraged her to never give up but also explained to her they ran out of virgins a long time ago! James
Muslim or Mormon for President?
Which one do you want?Would you rather be Muslim mad or Mormon mad? Just a joke here but I cannot help myself! Another Joke; Muslim mad is to blow yourself up and get 70 virgins! Mormon mad is to marry and add another woman to your wives list! Obama will never blow himself up and Romney is faithful to his wife! Evangelist Billy Graham encouraged Americans to vote Biblical Values! I agree! Mr. Graham went on to say that these values include three impotant points. 1. Protect sactity of life. 2. Protect definition of marriage as between a man and a woman. 3. Support the Nation of Israel. Unquote. When I apply these 3 principles to the candidates running for president of the United States I am left with only one choice! Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. Thankyou. James Sasse. GodWhoisGod.com