Tag: chicken

Chicken or the Egg First? John 1:3

“All things were made by him, and without him was not anything made that was made.” Commentary: I grew up on a farm in Nebraska. One of my jobs as a little boy along with my little brother Tommy was to gather eggs from the hen house. It was not an easy job in that the old hens who could not lay anymore eggs would gather up about a dozen eggs from hens that could lay eggs and protect those eggs from anyone! So when we would try to steal her eggs she would peck us so hard we would bleed on the arms where she pecked us! So one day my grandpa Edgar asked me which came first Jimmy the chicken or the egg? I told my grandpa I did not know? Jimmy think about this? If you had the egg first you have no hen to sit on the egg and hatch it and then no mother to take care of the chick! If you had the chicken first as God describes in the creation of this world then the chickens that first existed could then lay the eggs and produce more chickens and give you food! My grandfather was born in 1897 and only required to then go to the 8th grade! However he had more wisdom than anyone I have ever met! James & Hamsa Sasse. IndiaJesusLovesYou.com

Foghorn Helps Chick With Homework!

Let me show you how to do it son! Do not bother me with logarithms, common and natural, base epsilon and factorial progressions! Son, you complicate life for me and your mother! Keep it simple son! All you need to learn about math is to count eggs. Someone must have dropped you as an egg on the cement and you hatched too early! Why can’t you be a normal rooster like your brother? Son, I do not care about the distance between the planets, their speed and rotation! The only thing you need to watch above your head is the chicken hawks! I’m worried about you boy! Kentucky Fried Chicken could be in your future! I don’t care about the volumes of the ocean’s? Once you are inside a can of chicken broth you can figure the volume of the can! Why can’t you be a normal child? You trouble my mind son! You are an embarrassment to the family tree! How are we going to find you a hen? The whole community out here in the chicken yard thinks your brains got scrambled! Why did I say that? Can we ever find a place for you in life? I don’t care about one horse passing another twice on a one mile track in 3:29 minutes and then finding out how fast the first horse was going? Something is wrong with your head boy! You give me a headache and I need some rest! You give me brain cramps son! Why I am gone to get some rest please do not think about anything while I am gone! Leghorn Foghorn

Water Bed Fountain!

The year was 1986 in Yercaud India. We brought our water bed matresses from USA to India. They were popular then and comfortable. We set them up on the floor and filled them with water. Problem was the servants were afraid of them because they moved when they touched them while cleaning! Our servant in Yercaud asked my wife why a water bed? Even with the explaination my wife gave her she still thought there was more reasons for this bed? One day this servant told my wife the reason for the bed! At night we could use a straw and drink water from the bed so we did not have to get out of bed at night! We had a chicken in Yercaud that would fly through our window and lay an egg every day on our water bed! I would just gather the egg and had breakfast! Life was simpler in those days! It also had its challenges! Thankyou. James Sasse. GodWhoisGod.com