Democratic Party Platform for 2016

We believe in a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of successful producers. This definition is a new word called “Ineptocracy.” These T-shirts are available on eBay if you want to get one. When I went to school this word and platform was called “Communism.”