General Washington Minuteman Rodney Dangerfield reporting to duty! If you are a minuteman why did it take you a week to get here? Sir, had the Washington Bridge been built I would have been here yesterday! Excuses! Excuses! That is all I hear around here! Did you see any lights in the church tower? Sir, really difficult to tell? First we saw one light then two lights? When we got close to the church tower the church elder in the tower was smoking a cigar! Every time he would drag on the cigar we would see a light! Sometimes one and sometimes two? No discipline in this army! How can we win this war with so many losers? Anyway get your men ready we are going to cross the Delaware tonight! Sir, with all due respect there are rumors among the troops that the reason you want to cross the Delaware is because you want to see Sally over in Jersey! The men feel they are an escort service for you! Minuteman Rodney my personal life has nothing to do with my official duties! General Washington do you realize how many Democrat politicians will use those same words in our future? What is a Democrat? Sir, I cannot tell you because if I did you would scrub this mission and we would lose the war!
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Basic Wisdom Course 101
Psalm 90:12 Hebrew Translation “Teach us to distinguish between right and wrong. As our creator help us to understand your knowledge of us. To know you is to understand ourselves. Reveal yourself to us so you might help us to be familiar with and understand you. We number our days because life is short and eternity is forever. Help us not to miss you! Life is a short journey to find you and a long journey if we miss you! We understand that our hearts are the moral seat of evil. Help us to find our right place in you. Help us to have your heart. Help us in your wisdom to have insight and judgment. Help us to understand that true wisdom is only found in you and that our wisdom can never be independent of you. Only through your wisdom can we find real meaning in life.”