General Washington Minuteman Rodney Dangerfield reporting to duty! If you are a minuteman why did it take you a week to get here? Sir, had the Washington Bridge been built I would have been here yesterday! Excuses! Excuses! That is all I hear around here! Did you see any lights in the church tower? Sir, really difficult to tell? First we saw one light then two lights? When we got close to the church tower the church elder in the tower was smoking a cigar! Every time he would drag on the cigar we would see a light! Sometimes one and sometimes two? No discipline in this army! How can we win this war with so many losers? Anyway get your men ready we are going to cross the Delaware tonight! Sir, with all due respect there are rumors among the troops that the reason you want to cross the Delaware is because you want to see Sally over in Jersey! The men feel they are an escort service for you! Minuteman Rodney my personal life has nothing to do with my official duties! General Washington do you realize how many Democrat politicians will use those same words in our future? What is a Democrat? Sir, I cannot tell you because if I did you would scrub this mission and we would lose the war!