Church Nonsense!

Growing up in a small rural farm community in Nebraska my parents took us to a small town Methodist church for religious instruction. Here are some of my thoughts as a child attending services: Pastor, We will now close in a silent prayer. My thoughts, How will God know? God really must be smart! Pastor, We will now sing the 1st and 4th stanza only. My thoughts, What is wrong with the 2nd and 3rd stanza? Pastor, Are there any unspoken requests this morning? Please signify by raising your hands. My thoughts, God must be deaf? Pastor, We are blessed again this morning by Mrs. Magillicuddy who is going to sing her favorite song, “Through it all.” My thoughts, Not again? Can we do better than her? This woman hurts my ears! Thankyou. James and Hamsa Sasse. GodWhoisGod.com