Little Johnny was visiting his grandpa out on his farm in Kansas for the summer! Johnny was curios about many things! Grandpa how come the sun is red in the morning and evening but not the rest of the day? I do not know son! Why is the grass green and not red? Search me son! Why is the sky blue and not pink? Do not know Johnny! Why do the waves on the ocean come into the shore and then go back out? Not sure Johnny? Grandpa why does the woodpecker peck wood? I think he must like wood? Johnny it is good that you ask all these questions for how else are you going to learn?
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Jack & Jill Went Down the Hill!
Jack and Jill had been happily married for 25 years! Jill decided to confide to Jack about her early romance! She told Jack her first date was back in high school when she was 16 years old! She told Jack the boy was a good man but broke up with her after only one date? She told Jack that Johnny after breaking up with me began to drink heavily? Through a friend Jill told Johnny that still even today he carries on with his drinking problem? Jack did not seemed surprised? He told Jill usually celebrations do not last this long?
Truncey Gone Bad!
Johnny hated school. He loved the outdoors and did things like hiking, hunting and fishing! He was in the 5th grade and his teacher thought she might have to hold him back a grade! His father and mother left for work on Monday morning at 7:00 AM. Johnny’s school bus picked him up at 8:00 AM. At 7:30 AM sharp Johnny called the school. The principal just happened to answer the phone! Johnny tried to make his voice sound like an adult speaking in a very low tone and he placed a cloth over the phone receiver! He said, “This is Mr. Wilson Johnny’s father and he is sick and cannot come to school today! The principal had a hard time understanding his words so he asked him to repeat what he said! Mister my father said i do not have to come to school today!!