Elder’s Home Grown Weight Loss Clinic!

Honey the batteries are dead again on our weight scale! Would you please replace the batteries again for me? Why do these batteries die a lot on this scale? Maybe because you drive the numbers so high when you get on it? You do not have to get on your scale three times a day? You should get on the scale too because you are overweight! Are you happy being overweight? No I am not! I will worry about it when I get older! You are already in your seventies so when will you start? When it comes time for my funeral! As long as I can get an extra wide coffin I will not worry about my weight! How can I lose weight? By getting out of your wheel chair once in a while!