A Hindu Priest, a Jewish Rabbi and a Tele Evangelist traveled to this same remote village for conversions! There was only one small hotel is this village. They arrived at the hotel about the same time! The hotel clerk told them there was no room in the inn for them! However there is a farmer outside of our village that will sometimes put people up for the night! All three arrived at the farm but the farmer said I have room for two of you so someone will have to sleep in the barn! The Hindu Priest said I am a very humble man so I will sleep in the barn tonight! A little later there was a knock on the door? The priest told the farmer there is a cow in the barn and they are sacred to me! The Jewish Rabbi told the farmer I have no prejudices so I will sleep in the barn! A little later another knock on the door? The Rabbi told the farmer there is a pig in the barn I cannot sleep there! The Tele Evangelist said I will go! God loves everyone! Then another knock on the door? It was the pig and the cow! Joel Osteen