Dear Manager of Classified Section of the New York Times: I want to sell my wedding dress! We have been married twenty years and my husband is very angry all the time! He told me I cost him too much money! This dress cost one thousand dollars twenty years ago! It is in prime condition and was only worn once! I am only asking one hundred dollars or I will trade it even for a 38 caliber pistol with at least one bullet in the chamber! Thankyou! Sally