Dear Uncle Joe, My tooth is really hurting bad could I go get it fixed? No! You must suffer now to prevent a tooth ache in the future! We only have 8 years before we all die! Joe, at our ages we probably will die both of us in 8 years or less! Never mind because to breathe out hydro-carbons you must pay the price today! Joe but so does my dog breathe out hydro-carbons? Could I not get this tooth drilled to relieve the pain? No drilling allowed! No drilling until you get a solar panel on your roof and start riding your bicycle! Uncle Joe I am just turning green from the pain! Uncle Joe Trump will replace you in two years where we will have cheap gas and cheap groceries and cheap everything else so why not do it now then you might be re-elected! No! You voted for Trump in 2016 & 2020 so we are going to punish you for doing that! Joe let us be reasonable! Joe if you put back all the Trump policies then you might go down in history as the best president we ever had instead of the worst president we have ever had! No! We hate Americans even more than Trump!