Dr. Wannabe Diet & Exercise Plan!

He is a renowned Dietician and Exercise Guru from Eastern China! As the doctor says you can always make improvements unless you are dead! His plan is easy, effective and will improve every aspect of your life including your sex life! Doctor Wannabe is 150 years old according to the Chinese calendar! His wife is only 24 years old according to the western calendar! When we asked her what she liked best about Doctor Wannabe she said she likes his money! The plan includes reduced capacity utensils sent to your door with free shipping! He has learned that you can exercise by only using a spoon and a fork! That is a reduced capacity spoon and fork! This genius invention requires more exercise as you have to make more effort to fork the food to your mouth! It requires more scoops to get the same effect! Also included in the package are some chop sticks which require more effort to eat your food! Also included are downsized plates and saucers! This will require you to make more trips to the ice box to get the same food! Build back better! Follow the science! Part of the Green New Deal is to do more with less! Uncle Joe wants you to park your car forever but Doctor Wannabee says why not park your clothes dryer forever! In the same kit he has included a solar powered clothes dryer a 3 foot long clothes line dryer where you can hang your clothes out in the sun to dry! Save energy and save the planet! Some of the conservative diet and exercise plans require only a few hundred dollars per year for enrollment into their programs! However Doctor Wannabee is a liberal so in order to save the planet he wants you to send in all your money to him! It is like Joe says to suffer now to benefit later! Please send your funds to Dr. Wannabee & Suzi, P.O. Box 123456654321, Manchuria, China.

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