Taxes & Prophecy!

Luke 2:1 “And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.” Commentary: Caesar was the first Democrat elected to office! Biden promises to raise our taxes as the Christmas scrooge! However bad news became good news because Joseph and Mary had to leave Nazareth and go to Bethlehem to pay their taxes! This put Jesus birth at Bethlehem prophesized by Micah about 700 years earlier! So taxes are not all bad! What if Joseph and Mary had been tax cheats then they never would have gone to Bethlehem! They obeyed legal authority! Their journey from Nazareth to Bethlehem with pregnant Mary on a donkey and Joseph riding along might have gone something like this! Mary I am sick of these Democrats! All they think about is sex and money! Yes Joseph that Roman Empire is a mess! I am tired of their armies marching through our cities! If they could just conquer themselves everything would be alright! We should have supported Little Caesar that private businessman running those pizza parlors over in Jerusalem! He is a Republican who never ever lived off the State! He would have won the election were it not for Big Tech and Big Pharma and all their fraud! I am tired of the Jerusalem Times and the fake news! They told us Caesar was a real nice guy but we know crooked as a snake! Joseph how far now? I am heavy with child! Mary only about a mile now! Look out Joseph another flock of sheep in the road! Mary I am sick of these smelly sheep just like those smelly Walmart Customers always clinging to their sling shots and their Bibles! Joseph since you mentioned sex do you know how I got pregnant? Yes, God likes sex too! Well Joseph not like that! The Holy Spirit came over me not with physical sex but by his spirit! Mary had not God given me that dream I would have put you away! Who would believe you anyway? Joseph the prophets of old! Are we going to have to stay in that cheap Motel 6 again? I cannot stand those camel flea’s in those rooms! They bite me all night long! Mary the taxes are taking most of our money! Will we go back to Nazareth after the child is born? I do not know for sure Mary? Our carpenter shop is doing well thanks to the Roman government! They are crucifying so many criminals I cannot keep up supplying them wooden crosses! Maybe our son can help me with the business? Wow! The town is really crowded! Motel 6 has a no vacancy sign out! Everyone returning to pay their taxes! The Ramada Inn is just ahead! No! Full up! The desk clerk told me that about a mile down Judah highway is an old barn that no one uses anymore! He told me we could stay there for the night! Joseph let us get their soon! I am ready to birth!

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