{"id":5524,"date":"2020-06-24T20:21:03","date_gmt":"2020-06-25T00:21:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godwhoisgod.com\/blog\/?p=5524"},"modified":"2020-06-24T20:21:03","modified_gmt":"2020-06-25T00:21:03","slug":"alligator-on-welfare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godwhoisgod.com\/blog\/alligator-on-welfare\/","title":{"rendered":"Alligator on Welfare!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What does an alligator receive as food benefits on the State Welfare program? He receives a one gallon jug of Gatorade as his monthly food allowance! What would a crab eat to get high on? Crab Grass!  Johnny Carson 1978<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What does an alligator receive as food benefits on the State Welfare program? He receives a one gallon jug of Gatorade as his monthly food allowance! What would a crab eat to get high on? Crab Grass! Johnny Carson 1978<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7944,1894,1046],"class_list":["post-5524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-alligator","tag-on","tag-welfare"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godwhoisgod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godwhoisgod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godwhoisgod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godwhoisgod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godwhoisgod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5524"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/godwhoisgod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5528,"href":"https:\/\/godwhoisgod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5524\/revisions\/5528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godwhoisgod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godwhoisgod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godwhoisgod.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}